Sexy Plants
by Alex Mekelburg
Thursday, April 17th, 2008Recently I’ve been looking to get some plants (trees) for my apartment. At one point after googling for “italian cypress” I came across this link:
http://www.tytyga.com/VINE-BUSH-SHRUB
which soon lead me to this page:
http://www.tytyga.com/product/Italian+Cypress+Shrubs+and+Trees
Cool – the Italian Cypress trees I was looking for. Though I’d never before thought plants were so…. cool.
After looking around the site a bit, I discovered that that guy in the red shirt is a big fan of plants:
http://www.tytyga.com/category/Crape+Myrtle+Trees-Bushes-Shrubs-Plants
http://www.tytyga.com/flowering_trees
I also quickly discovered that these pictures were clearly photoshopped (and not always that well). And the “subliminal” messaging wasn’t so “subliminal.”
http://www.tytyga.com/pine_trees
I can get the idea that “sex sells” but, I’m not sure why this guys got a gun. (4th pic on the right – Is that attractive?)
http://www.tytyga.com/product/Wax+Myrtle
And…speaking of guns…
http://www.tytyga.com/category/Wildlife+Shrub+Plants
Can I plant some cheesecake?
http://www.tytyga.com/product/Tifblue+Blueberry+Bush
I suppose I could say something interesting about how this reflects on society or the current state of affairs for the “average” website, or something general about marketing…but no, I’m just amused. And for some reason really want to buy a Palm Tree.
